One year
at Christmas, Jennifer's mom went to Jennifer's house for
the traditional feast.
Knowing
how gullible she is, her mom decided to play a trick.
She told
Jennifer that she needed something from the store.
When she
left, her mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then
placed the birds back in the oven.
When it
was time for dinner, Jennifer pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her
serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.
With a
look of total shock on her face, her mother exclaimed,
"Jennifer, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the
reality of this horrifying news, Jennifer started to cry.
It took
the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!